Ha! Ha!! Ha!!!

1. A lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage in the circus ring. Everybody was amazed to see this when the ring master asked, " Can anybody from the audience do this?"
   One Sardar gets up and said, " Yes, I can, ...but first take that stupid lion out.
2. Three women reached the Yamlok after dieing. Yama asked the same question to each of them -
   When did you kiss first?
   First woman - Before marriage
   Yama - Send her to hell
   Second woman - After marriage
   Yama - Send her to heaven
   Third woman - Neither before marriage nor after marriage
   Yama - Send her to my bedroom
3. Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.When he went to tell Mary the news he said, 'Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'Mary replied 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.'